Fox Hunting Life with Horse and Hound

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Fox Hounds

hounds1Karen L. Myers photo

Paint not the porch while “walking” hound puppies.
Worry not how bad the porch looks.
Look to the future, a future without hound puppies, before painting the porch.
Paint not even the porch ceiling when hound puppies are on the premises.

Even if your husband has three new partners and he wants to welcome them
And, besides, his old friend Harry Poling is retiring;
Even if he has scheduled the caterers,
And his office has sent out two hundred and fifty invitations
To a garden party at your house,
Panic not!
Paint not the porch.

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# Cheryl Microutsicos 2012-10-05 16:16
Thanks for the chuckle and good advice. Wish you had a photo of Jeff. :lol:
# Meaghan Meany 2012-10-10 22:26
Reading this was the perfect way to end my day. :-)
# Bonnie Hanks 2012-10-14 10:09
Oh my. The painters start tomorrow! They said they'd bring lots of cookies.

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